Candle by the Hour 70hr Beeswax Coil - Holiday Gift for People You Barely Like

Looking for a gift that screams “I remembered you, but just barely”? Say hello to the Candle by the Hour— the ultimate passive-aggressive present for that coworker who always replies-all, your neighbor who borrowed your rake in 2019 and never returned it, or your cousin who thinks essential oils cure everything.  🕯️ Features:  • Burns for 70 hours, which is exactly how long you can pretend to care.  • Made from beeswax, because you’re not a monster.  • Eco-friendly, so you can feel morally superior while gifting it.  • Comes in a box, so you don’t even have to wrap it. You’re welcome. There’s even a little snag on the box from sticker removed, to really make your level of care apparent.  🎄 Why It’s the Perfect Gift:  • It’s unique, like their personality… if you squint.  • It’s functional, unlike their Wi-Fi.  • It’s American-made, so you can support local while subtly expressing emotional distance.  Give the gift of light — but only a little. Just enough to say, “I remembered you exist.”  Candle by the Hour, Beeswax coil candle, 70 hour candle, Eclipse brand candle, Eco-friendly candle, Funny hostess gift, White elephant gift, Passive aggressive gift, Christmas gift for coworkers, Made in USA candle