In My Porch Goose Era Ornament – Funny Handmade Christmas Ornament
Handmade
Add a wink and a smirk to your Christmas tree this year with our viral Ornament — a cheeky nod to “the list” that everyone’s talking about (and thankfully, you’re not on it). This hilarious retro-style Santa knows exactly what he’s doing — bringing sass, side-eye, and laughter to your holiday season. Whether it’s an inside joke between friends or a statement piece for your tree, this ornament guarantees giggles from anyone with a sense of humor (and a touch of conspiracy curiosity). - Laughs Guaranteed: Let Santa deliver the punchline — it’s the ultimate conversation starter at every holiday gathering! - Customizable Back: Add a name, year, or message to make it extra personal (and maybe add who is on your list). - Ready to Hang: Comes with a festive ribbon, because you’ve got better things to do than tie bows. - Perfect Gift: Ideal for that one friend who’s always “in the know” or the relative who can’t resist a good meme-worthy moment. - Size: 3” x 3” round — the perfect size to catch eyes and stir laughter. - Material: Durable, smooth MDF board with a sleek, high-quality finish. - Design: Hand-sublimated for crisp, lasting color that pops brighter than Santa’s cheeks. - Ribbon: Surprise color every time — just like the plot twists of 2025. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite smart aleck, hanging it front and center for guests to admire, or starting a slightly scandalous holiday collection, this ornament brings the perfect mix of sass, nostalgia, and humor.
SHIPPINGS
Free shipping in Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal.
For other countries the shipping cost will be paid by the client.
DELIVERY TIME (as of delivery)
Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal: 1-2 working days.
Other countries, we attach a table with those that are open in the online store, indicating transporter and transit days.
The return period is 14 calendar days from the receipt of the order.
Carriers for change of size in Spanish mainland, Balearic Islands and Portugal, are in charge of 24HRS.